Last Updated: 2006-02-28 23:54:11 UTC
by Tom Liston (Version: 1)
Once upon a time, eight handlers traveled to a Magic Kingdom, leaving their friends behind to sweep the floors, empty the ashes from the fireplace, and mind the store. And lo, while their friends did labor long and hard, the eight naughty handlers danced and played among the inhabitants of that Magical place until they began to look and act... well... right at home. Of course they moaned and complained that their time in the Magical Kingdom wasn't fun at all, but the friends they left behind knew better.
So, if you happen to be attending SANS 2006 and you see either Snow J or any of the dwarves... tell 'em we said "hi." (Note: Sincere apologies to Walt, his heirs, and assigns... Corporate lawyer-types: It's parody. Lighten up.)