While the official Microsoft PR folks are denying the rumor, an unnamed source inside the software giant has indicated that the reason for Redmond's failure to publish updates in March may be caused by issues with Vista.  "Every time we try to push the updates, it keeps popping up these really beautiful, semi-transparent, shiny windows that say 'I'm sorry Dave, I'm afraid I can't do that.'," said our source. "We have no idea why it won't let us push the updates, and we don't know who 'Dave' is.  It's kind of annoying, but incredibly pretty."

[It's a joke... Lighten up and don't send me hate mail...  -TL]